Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 4: Top Lines


Fiona on why Debbie and Carl don’t play together:
F: “The last time you asked Carl to play you were locked in the basement for half the day”
D: “That was on purpose, we were playing loser goes to Gitmo”

Frank unable to wrap his head a round the concept of a kids party:
“They’re having some sort of party across the street for kids, no booze – what’s the point?”

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

Fiona upon finding the child in Debbie’s room:
F: “Why would you steal a little girl? … Why would you steal a little boy and dress him like a little girl?”
D: “I wanted a girl but there weren’t any.”

Is this actually what cops argue about?
“Look, I’ve been a cop a lot longer than you – you don’t get to drive and talk on the loud speaker.

Lip questioning debs about the incident:
L: “Was he inside or outside the yard?”
D: “Inside”
L: “Then how’d you get him out?”
D: “I waved a Snickers bar at him”

Ian continues the line of questions:
I: “Did anyone see you?”
D: “I don’t think so … we just ran”
Fiona: “That wasn’t suspicious”

Fiona trying to figure where it went wrong:
F: “I don’t know what’s wrong with her”
Kev: “Maybe it’s because your mom bailed and Frank’s a big drunk”
(V scowls…)
Kev: “Oh what? Now I’m the asshole? She’s the one who stole a baby!”

Fiona strongly shooting down a suggestion from Steve, while making a strong statement:
“Gallagher’s do not do therapy.”

Lip trying to get Carl to cooperate:
L: “Want to be in a group home until you’re 18?”
C: “Group home on Union had a climbing wall.”

Frank acting as if he did something:
“I told you we’d find him … A Gallagher saves the day you bunch of losers!”

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