Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 3: Top Lines


Frank describing the atmosphere at the Jackson's: 
“First time in my life I actually felt like I belong somewhere.”

Carl leaving the living room to Ian and Mandy:
I: “You leaving?”
C: “Yeah, enjoy getting herpes!”

Kev repossessing his toaster from Carl:
K: “That’s my toaster”
C: “I’m trying to make melted man”
K: “Well use a blowtorch like a normal kid”

Lip suprised to see Steve:
“Back for more abuse? You’re like a boomerang.”

Steve upon hearing about Tony and Fiona
Steve: “What exactly does hook-up mean?”
Kev: “Last time I checked, it means penis goes into vagina.”

Tony admitting to Fiona he was a virgin: 
T: “I’ve waited a long time for last night to happen.”
F: “Coach of the year is a big deal ... I’m sure you’ll win again.”

Lip commenting on the Mr. Perry plan:
Lip: “It’s kind of retardidly brilliant”
Fiona: “Or brilliantly retarded.”

Frank dropping the bombshell Aunt Ginger is dead:
Frank: “Don’t give me a hard time about this, I’ve been very upset, I’m in mourning.”
Fiona: “When did she die?”
Frank: “12 years ago.”

Debbie picking out a puppy fake aunt:
“I like that one.”

Frank to Fiona, at the nursing home:
“For the record, I don’t want to be sent to a place like this.”
“Don’t worry, you’ll outlive us all.”

Debbie's last ditch effort to keep "Aunt Ginger":
“She can’t go back … she didn’t mean to pee in the plants!”

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 3: Re-Cap


Funny thing about this show – each week things get that much more Shameless yet every episode the characters of Shameless become that much more likable. This week’s main shenanigan revolved around the late, great Aunt Ginger. She did look like she knew how to have a good time, no?

Minutes after sending the family off to school, Fiona thought she was going to get a breather, but not so, as an inspector from social security showed up, believing someone had been falsely cashing Aunt Ginger’s checks. This could be quite a problem given Aunt Ginger owns the house the Gallagher’s call home – don’t think Kev would be to keen on the entire brood moving into his and V’s place (just a guess). 

Fiona confronts Frank, and soon finds out Aunt Ginger isn’t in a Wisconsin nursing home at all, but instead she’s been buried in the backyard for the past dozen years. Think we know who’s been cashing those checks…

This leads to the family going to the nursing home V works at and picking out someone with that “Old people’s disease.” They found the perfect candidate alright.
The next day the inspection lady returned, bought it, figured Aunt Ginger’s days were numbered and made a date for six months.

“Aunt Ginger” was then returned to the old folks home to pass out the rice krispie treats she made with Debs. You could definitely feel for Debbie in that scene, but fortunately for her – she’ll be back in another six months. You couldn’t help but feel for Debbie who was had enjoyed “Ginger’s” company the most. For Debs, it was like spending time with that grandmother she never knew, as evidenced by the precarious notes she was taking along the way.

The Ian storyline resumed after an off week, with Mandy Malkovich making multiple moves on Ian after he tripped a sketchy high school teacher making a not-so-subtle move at her during class. When Ian wanted no part of it, Mandy went running to her brothers, led by tough guy, Mickey.


While Ian was able to avoid the brothers, Lip was not. If you didn’t already love Lip, after this episode you have to as he stood there and took one for the team. That combined with his constant quick comebacks has to make him a fan favorite.

Two scenes other Lip scenes that stuck out for me was Lip coming to pick up Karen, and Frank answering the door, then yelling up to Karen, “There’s a boy here to see you.” Which of course, was then followed up by Frank wondering what Lip’s “intentions” were for the evening. The other scene was Ian and Lip in the bedroom. Like the van scene from episode one, you can feel the bond and the love between these two brothers and I’m really interested to see where their relationship goes as it seems Lip is definitely behind Ian 100-percent after some tension back in episode one.

We end the episode with Ian coming out to Mandy, getting in some good N’Sync talk, and becoming a faux couple, so no one suspects Ian is gay and so “creeps” stay away from Mandy, and oh yeah, so she calls off the brothers … sounds like a plan.


Other Observations:

  • After three episodes it’s becoming clear there are three very strong, deep characters in this series – Fiona, Lip, and Ian – along with a whole bunch of other characters who compliment them perfectly
  • Speaking of which … Carl is a little star in the making, we must get more Carl in future episodes!
  • Funny way to end the episode with Sheila watching the news story on the missing old woman, who turns out to be “Aunt Ginger”
  • Mr. Perry … enough said
  • While I wasn’t sure what to make of Kash at first, I’m starting to like him, I don’t know how long him and Ian last but he’s not the worst thing for Ian right now
  •  Tony was a virgin! I could totally see that … but it looks like that little fling is over. At the end of the day I still like Steve better, I just do.
  • Wondering: will Sheila ever make it out of the house?
  • I kind of want to know more about the burial of the real Aunt Ginger, but I kind of don’t, let’s leave it at that! 


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 2: Top Lines

Lip and Ian talking post-headbutt:
L: “You should have hit him back”
I: “If I ever do I’ll fucking kill him”
L: “So? 8-10 manslaughter, get laid as often as you want, tattoos and everything, it’s gay heaven man.”

Ian discussing Carl's breakfast with Steve
“They’re his tits, it’s the only reason he eats eggs.”

Lip threatening Kev:
“No more freebies from me like doing your taxes every April because you can’t understand the directions.”

Fiona to Debs, after hearing of a dead body:
“It’s Holly she’s been in 3rd grade for 4 years. I’m gonna deck that little bitch.”

Frank in (Canadian) prison: 
“How the hell did I end up in Canada? I hate fucking Canada, I’m an American – Apple Pie, lower 48, air supply…”

(It continues...)
“Why I would I want to come to Canada? So your national healthcare can make me wait sixty years for a new kidney? The whole country is a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chicken shit, cowards who didn’t have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life.”

Frank's prison rant, Part 3:
“No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that? … It’s the WINTER Olympics! … You couldn’t even get the fucking torch to light right!”

Fiona confronting Frank after the head-butt:
“Don’t you ever hit one of my kids again.”

Frank after Sheila offers him some of Eddie's clothes:
F: “Won’t Eddie miss them?”
S: “Not unless he sheds 30 pounds … he found Jesus and just packed it on.”

Poor Frank, looking for sympathy - and getting it: 
“If desperate’s a crime, then I’m a lifer Sheila.”

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 2: Re-Cap


Well good news folks, after watching a second episode of Shameless, I can confirm that this show is the real deal. Sure, any show on television can have a lights out pilot episode, but TV insiders will tell you the following week is a much better barometer of what to expect from any show on a week-to-week basis. Much like episode one, it looks like we can expect a whole lot more shameless behavior from the ensemble cast, plus juicy storylines for all.

While episode one was applauded for dipping into all the characters backgrounds, several of the week one storylines took a back seat this week as episode two was mainly focused on the patriarch (for better, or more likely worse) of the Gallagher family, Frank. Say what you want about Frank, his kids do too, but in the end when he was missing early on in the episode, his family sure seemed to care he was missing … if not they fooled me. This week’s episode had many great scenes, but among my personal favorite was the family’s celebration when police overturned the dead body to find that it shockingly wasn’t Frank, but some hobo – not just a hobo look-alike.


Once again, we saw how no matter what, this family will always come together for one another, even if it’s the outcast who spends breakfast passed out on the floor and dinner at the Alibi Room, most likely well on his way to passing out again. The Gallagher kids have learned and dealt with the fact that you’re stuck with your family and you have to make the best of it and that’s what they do. Of course, I said the Gallagher kids. Frank apparently thinks he can pick his family, he just has a hard time doing so.

The main plot of episode two starts born-again, clown-obsessed Eddie believe it or not (Knew he was bad news right away.) Eddie blind-sided Frank with a cheap shot upon entrance to the Alibi Room, for some sort of payback I suppose after catching Karen “Play pool with a rope.”  Frank went home and quickly passed on the pain to Ian, who we previously learned was always Frank’s least favorite anyways, looking most like the family’s absent mother.

Long story short, Frank heads back to the Alibi Room after cleaning up, which mainly consisted of turning Ian’s shirt, which he had on, inside out. A few drinks later, Steve ends up driving a hammered Frank to Toronto, which leads to probably the funniest scene of the night with Frank taking Canada down…. Hard. How do you not enjoy that scene? The Winter Olympics? No snow? Really? My thoughts exactly.



Fiona’s sharp. While Lip may be the most “book smart” of the family, I’d give the edge on “Street smarts” to Fiona, who observes that a pack of cigarettes in the garbage has Canadian labels. Immediately she knew Steve dumped Frank in Canada … apparently being another person who thinks family members are dispensable. Despite what Frank did (which I’m sure was just a drop in the bucket compared to other things he’s done), Steve was ordered to get Frank back, and in typical Steve fashion he borrowed a Winnebago used for smuggling across the border. See, I told you this guy fits right in … he’s shameless and there’s no denying that.

Upon Frank’s return, Frank heads to the Alibi Room where he is serenaded with Oh Canada (have to admit, it’s a solid song – one of the best things about Canada, no doubt). Eddie once again sitting at the bar buy Frank a drink and apologizes by going into a rather humorous rant about how he and Frank are victims and how they each raised their kids on the “straight and narrow.” Uh yeah, Frank did that I’m sure… does he know all their names even?


Frank of course goes along with it, and soon hears about Sheila – and quickly discovers it’s a match made in disability-heaven (once he takes his shoes off of course). And well, except for Sheila’s slightly odd extracurricular activities.

Other Observations:

  • It’s been made pretty clear the first two episodes that Debbie is definitely the Gallagher child most attached to Frank.
  • Disappointed the Ian storyline was non-existent this week, I’m sure It’ll be back next week …
  • What a well-oiled machine the Gallagher’s are from Ian and V tag-teaming on the milk to Debbie stealing papers for the coupons
  • The Gallagher’s watch 60 Minutes? I was not expecting to see that on the TV
  • We are two episodes in and we officially have our first love triangle (no, not Sheila, Eddie, and Frank – I don’t know what you call that), but Fiona, Steve, and this Tony the cop character who asked Fiona to be his date at the youth basketball coaching awards, a little lame?  Don’t think I’d be asking a girl to that ceremony.
  • It’ll be interesting though to see if Fiona goes, and what Fiona does from there, I get the sense there is something about Steve that she isn’t going to be able to resist, and she thinks of Tony more as just a nice guy from the neighborhood – I don’t know, that’s just me.
  • How cool is Lip? Just saying… who wouldn’t want to have a beer with that kid?
  • Finally, Karen didn’t look all that pleased when she saw Frank strolling down the stairs for breakfast – I wouldn’t have been either…

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 1: Top Lines


Top Lines of the Week:



Debbie explaining to Fiona why she can’t bring Liam to school:
D: “Show and Tell”
F: “Show them the birthmark on his back, it looks like Latvia”

10 year-old Debbie to 8 year-old Carl:
“You’re almost nine, you’re going to have to start pulling your weight.”

Karen after being informed she still has to pay for Lip for their, uh, “study session”:
“Science just turns me on.”

Steve being introduced to Debbie:
S: “How you doing Debbie?”
D: “Nice watch, how much that set you back? Six figures?”

Steve being “introduced” to Frank:
“Who the hell is that?”

Frank upon hearing there was a layoff at the local Chrysler plant:
“You see, that’s the problem with working, too much instability, too much stress.”

Frank to the laid off workers:
Frank: “A round for all my friends from the UAW!”
(Cheers)
Kevin: “Aww, really?”
Frank: “Hell no.”

Sheila trying to calm her somewhat psycho husband (I’m saying that because of the clowns, not how he reacted to what Karen was “hiding”):
“It’s just a study group!”

Steve trying to win Fiona, comparing her to her friend, Jenna:
“Jenna dances for an audience, you dance like there’s no one else in the room. Your life is not simple Fiona, and you can’t stop it from showing, because you’re no fake.”

Karen confirming to Lip that Ian is not attracted to women:
“Ever try to play pool with a rope?”

Frank after discovering there is a new washer in the house:
“Who’s been eating my porridge?”

Lip still trying to wrap his head around Ian’s bombshell:
“Seriously? Up the ass? … The whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.”


- What was your favorite line? Sound off in the comments below!

Shameless: Season 1, Episode 1: Re-Cap


Well, Shameless isn’t for the faint of heart – we can tell you that right off the bat. But it’s what I think most viewers want out of any cable television series and that’s a series with characters and plotlines willing to push the envelope. After one episode of Shameless, there are already plenty of envelopes being pushed. There’s plenty of sex, drugs, and booze to go around, but Shameless goes far deeper than just that.

Shameless was adapted from a British TV series of the same name. I had heard of the British series, but for one reason or another had never checked it out – that is until after I watched the pilot episode of the american Shameless. From what I saw, the two pilots were a near mirror image of one another, I take that back, the script was a near-mirror image - but not much else.

Shameless revolves around the Gallagher clan, a low-income family living on the South Side of Chicago, doing whatever they have to do to make ends meet … however Shameless it may be. We’re introduced to each of the six Gallagher siblings in episode 1. Fiona, played by Emmy Rossum (Who looks as good with no make-up as she does with it, and yes, that’s a compliment) is the oldest and she spends her days taking care of her five younger siblings making sure they stay out of as much trouble as she can control. While the four middle kids head off to school, Fiona heads off to work with her youngest sibling (and the one who looks a tad bit different than the rest), Liam.


Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is the second oldest and appears to be the brains of the family tutoring for money and taking the SATs which if you can pull it off, brings in a nice wad of cash. Ian (Cameron Monaghan) is the third sibling, one year younger than Lip. Ian has a gig at the local corner market owned by a Muslim woman, Linda (Marguerite Moreau) and her husband, Kash (Pej Vahdat). At first sight you can tell the marriage is in trouble and we soon learn more.  

Turns out Ian is secretly gay and has been messing around with Kash behind locked doors. Lip finds a stash of male porn in the room he shares with his brother at the Gallagher compound, soon confronting Ian. Eventually, Lip puts two and two together, something Ian and Kash couldn’t do with their shoes and figures out what has been going on, which leads to tension between the two brothers for much of the remainder of the episode.

Meanwhile, Lip is having his own sexual encounters with one Karen Jackson (Laura Slade Wiggins), daughter to an agoraphobic, just slightly “out there” woman, played perfectly in this episode by Joan Cusack and her miserable husband, Eddie (Joel Murray). While Lip thinks of tutoring as helping Karen pass science class, he learns science “turns her on” – and we have a feeling that’s not the only thing.   


Next in line there’s little Debbie (Emma Kenney), an elementary school-aged girl who helps the family out by collecting money for UNICEF and pocketing half of it. Finally, there’s Carl (Ethan Cutkosky), and while we didn’t get a whole lot of him in episode one something tells me, he’s going to be a tough one for Fiona to handle. We’re definitely hoping to see more out of both youngsters in the weeks ahead.

So if the scripts are almost identical, what’s the difference between the British and American versions you ask? Oh where to begin, the casting, as a subsequent result the acting, the shot composition – the two products are like night and day or in this case the North and South sides, with the advantage in each category going to the US version.

There is a father involved who lives with the family, and by living we mean the family home happens to be where the neighborhood cops drag him back to every night and where he passes out on the floor as life goes on around him. William H. Macy knocked each of his scenes out of the ballpark (Comiskey I suppose). While obviously Macy’s character, Frank Gallagher, is the cause of most of the family’s problems we didn’t see too much of him, but instead just the right amount in the series’ first episode.


Plenty of storylines were cracked open. Fiona met Steve (Justin Chatwin), who at first look was someone who wasn’t used to driving around the South Side of the city, soon we learn though that Steve doesn’t buy cars and then sell them – he steals cars and sells them (more profitable, I suppose). Maybe though, it’s adventure that Steve likes and is looking for. Fiona and her situation presents that opportunity to him. While I think some viewers may have been rubbed the wrong way in episode one by dangerous Steve, I think Fiona is slowly falling for him, I could be kicking myself for saying this in a few episodes, but I have a feeling Steve is going to be sticking around, he might actually be more Gallagher than any of us, or even he realizes.

We also meet the next door neighbors, V (Shanola Hampton) and Kev (Steve Howey), they’re two interesting, change of the pace characters. V was kicked out of nursing school for selling medical supplies on Ebay, while Kev bartends at Frank’s favorite hangout besides the kitchen floor, The Alibi Room. I look forward to seeing what else those two bring to the show in coming episodes.

That’s the thing about this show, while some viewers no doubt had rough upbringings, upbringings when there parents struggled with money and in some cases, no doubt addiction … this family has more problems than the average American family (times ten), but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter – they all still wake-up the next morning and start over again at that breakfast table, helping each other and doing whatever they can in their power to bring the necessary money in. If you didn’t notice that’s kind of how the show started, and also how it ended – a whole lot of shit happened in between, but bookmarking it all was the entire family together, chipping in, doing whatever they could do to help each other.


Now here’s what I’m excited to see in the weeks ahead:

  • The development of Ian and Lip’s relationship, these two were no doubt involved in the heaviest storyline of the pilot, and the heaviest scene was the two of them sitting in the old astro van, Lip reminding Ian of the brotherly bond the two have always held… that scene pulled at the strings just a little bit.
  • Will Frank get caught by the cameras he has been dodging for years to keep the disability checks rolling in after what sounds like a horrific chicken-grinding incident that must have stained him badly, or atleast his clothes…
  •  Does Fiona push Steve away or does she get closer with him, Fiona is all about her family, at times maybe too much – she’s been hurt before by people, some guys no doubt, she’s a lot more vulnerable than she displays, as we saw in the scene were she thanked herself for a passed out Frank laying on the living room floor
  • Why does Eddie have that clown fascination? I found it very creepy, amid all the shameless behavior, to me, the clown paraphernalia was the most unsettling thing in the entire episode…



Final Word: Overall, 57 minutes of really solid television. After one episode you can already see each actor has really taken on their character, and it’s a special cast. The writing and minor adaptions made in the pilot were spot on and set-up each character well, planted all kinds of seeds that should make for appointment television.

Looking forward to episode 2 and seeing what shameless activity the Gallagher’s get their hands and other objects in next.