The detective talking to Lip:
D: “Phillip Gallagher … no relation to our favorite
overnight guest Frank I hope?
L: “Son.”
D: “Your Frank’s kid and this is your first felony bust?
Getting a little late start for a L: Gallagher aren’t you?”
L: “Slow study, I guess.”
Steve and his boss:
Boss: “What happened to you?”
Steve: “Pick-up hockey game.”
Boss: “What were you? The puck?”
Ethel siding with V who said Lip and Ian need a legit lawyer:
“She’s right, my husband’s public defender never even met
Clyde before his arraignment then suggested he plead guilty to child
molestation and sexual abuse.”
(Awkward silence from the room)
Debs returns to the Lischman's:
Mrs. L: “More cookies to sell?”
D: “Is Jimmy here?”
Mrs. L: “No, he’s back at school in Michigan.”
D: “No, he’s living 96 blocks away on the South Side, dating my
sister, stealing cars, and going by the name of Steve.”
Fiona and Carl:
F: “Carl go help Veronica with dinner”
C: “I helped with breakfast”
F: “You pulled out a cereal bowl.”
Lip and Fiona:
L: “Hey, Fiona … I’m gay.”
F: “I know.”
L: “I should have told you a long time ago, I don’t know why
I didn’t.”
F: “You’re still on my shit list.”
Another Frank rant:
“Hannah Montana … those oversexed kids on Glee? Think
they’re selling good wholesome all-American fun? Hell no – flesh and underage
temptation! You can look, but oh no, you can’t touch!”
Steve offering Tony the house:
T: “You paid for the house in cash?”
S: “It’s a shitty neighborhood, I could’ve bought two”
T: “How many cars have you stolen?”
Carl and Fiona:
C: “You figure out what you’re going to do to them yet?”
F: “Huh?”
C: “Punishment? Ground them for a year?”
F: “Nothing, I’m not their mother.”
C: “So, I can steal a car and nothing will happen to me?”
F: “You steal a car and I’ll smother you in your sleep.”
Frank trying to weasel some cash out of Sheila:
F: “I know a guy who sells cars, why don’t you give me the
money, I’ll find her something nice.”
S: “Maybe a Volvo? I heard those are real safe…”
Steve to Fiona, on why he can’t just turn himself in:
“Look at me … I can’t go to jail, I might as well wear
heals.”
Steve’s final pitch:
“Come with me Fiona. How long is it going to be about them
and not about you? When are you finally going to do something for yourself? …
Liam’s two – sixteen more years until he’s out of the house … you’ll be what?
37? 38? And who says Frank’s done dumping babies in your lap to raise? You
deserve a life of your own.”
Lip afterwards:
“He’s right … you should go Fiona, you’ve done more than
enough – we’ll be alright.”
Frank:
“It’s like the moon orbiting the Earth. These things show up
and you know you shouldn’t, but then you do and then you don’t know what to do
… but we can’t hold it against her, she’s young and carefree. I mean, we’re the
victims here, you and me.”
He continues:
“The bible says, it is blessed to forgive son, and that
forgiveness is the first step on the stairway to heaven.”