Top Lines of the Week:
Debbie explaining to Fiona why she can’t bring Liam to school:
D: “Show and Tell”
F: “Show them the birthmark on his back, it looks like Latvia”
10 year-old Debbie to 8 year-old Carl:
“You’re almost nine, you’re going to have to start pulling your weight.”
Karen after being informed she still has to pay for Lip for their, uh, “study session”:
“Science just turns me on.”
Steve being introduced to Debbie:
S: “How you doing Debbie?”
D: “Nice watch, how much that set you back? Six figures?”
Steve being “introduced” to Frank:
“Who the hell is that?”
Frank upon hearing there was a layoff at the local Chrysler plant:
“You see, that’s the problem with working, too much instability, too much stress.”
Frank to the laid off workers:
Frank: “A round for all my friends from the UAW!”
(Cheers)
Kevin: “Aww, really?”
Frank: “Hell no.”
Sheila trying to calm her somewhat psycho husband (I’m saying that because of the clowns, not how he reacted to what Karen was “hiding”):
“It’s just a study group!”
Steve trying to win Fiona, comparing her to her friend, Jenna:
“Jenna dances for an audience, you dance like there’s no one else in the room. Your life is not simple Fiona, and you can’t stop it from showing, because you’re no fake.”
Karen confirming to Lip that Ian is not attracted to women:
“Ever try to play pool with a rope?”
Frank after discovering there is a new washer in the house:
“Who’s been eating my porridge?”
Lip still trying to wrap his head around Ian’s bombshell:
“Seriously? Up the ass? … The whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.”
- What was your favorite line? Sound off in the comments below!
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